Monthly Archives: January 2010

NYC Event: t.o.t.s. LIVE Jan. 22nd 2010 @ Otto’s Shrunken Head!

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THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN:
STILL MISSING

Associated Press, Dec 13, 2009

Members of the Brooklyn, NY based band, “THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN” have been reported missing for almost a year now. Their whereabouts have been unknown since Jan. 20th 2009 immediately following their last known performance at Otto’s Shrunken Head in Manhattan. Band members Chvad SB, Blight the Clown, Lars Casteen and Ericah Hagle have, for the past 11 months, been officially declared missing persons according to the NYPD. When questioned about whether or not the members of the band are still being looked for, the NYPD declined to respond. Despite this, there are now flyers circulating throughout NYC declaring that “THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN” are supposedly playing a show on the 22nd of January 2010. A cruel joke? According to fans present at their last performance, maybe not. When interviewed, t.o.t.s. fan Stacy Rocketdrive had this to say, “When they left the last gig… they were exhausted. More so than usual. The show was exceptionally intense and afterwards they just kept mumbling about needing a nap.” She continued to speculate wildly, “I suspect they’ve just been sleeping.” SLEEPING FOR YEARS? Maybe not so absurd. When questioned, Dr. Harry Hinkowitz, a sleep specialist and fan of THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN had this to say when questioned: “Of course, like most other fans, I had rightly assumed alien abduction. However, when reviewing notes and fan testimonies about how sleepy they were after their last performance, I began to suspect ‘Van Winkle Syndrome.’ In my professional opinion, it is very likely they have simply been asleep.” According to Hinkowitz, Van Winkle Syndrome on the average lasts for a year so that it is in fact very likely the band have scheduled a gig exactly one year later. As the gig takes place at the same venue, for the same event and at the same time, many fans are speculating the possibilities of time travel or a “time warp.” When questioned about this, Father Vincent, birthday boy and organizer for the event at Otto’s this Friday only had this to say: “Outrageous. Time travel is silly. I’m fairly certain they have been sleeping. They might look, smell and play like shit but I am POSITIVE that cupcakes taste yummy.” HAVE THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN RETURNED FROM OBLIVION? Go to Otto’s THIS FRIDAY to find out for sure! Details below:

FATHER VINCENT’S BIRTHDAY BASH!
@ Otto’s Shrunken Head
538 east 14th St. NYC

DJ’S SPAZ, THERMA-NUKE, PARADOX,
THE DUTCHMAN & ONE EYED ROXY

9:15PM BETHANY SAINT SMITH & THE GUN SHOW
10:15PM NOW WE’RE EVEN!
11:15PM THINGS OUTSIDE THE SKIN

12:15AM VULGARAS

SURPRISE GUEST’S & PERFORMANCES,
VIDEO ENTERTAINMENT, $2 PBR,
$5 BLOOD BATHS & CUP CAKES
BY THE MIGHTY AFRODITE
$1 COVER

www.totsland.com

ProTools LE

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“ProTools” is virtually synonymous with Digital Multi-tracking, and both the TDM (hardware-based, pro versions) and LE versions are very common, but I have found ProTools LE to fall far short of its reputation.

ProTools LE is a full-featured DAW (Digital Audio Workstation), capable of multi-track recording and mixing, MIDI sequencing, automation, and the like. It is certainly a very capable program and has many satisfied users. However, after years of struggle with PTLE, I have finally given up – I did not even bother to install it on my most recent computer. While pro-level TDM versions may be the “industry standard,” I have found that PTLE does not measure up – the interface is much more difficult to use compared to other DAWs, and I experienced constant crashes, hangs, and other stability issues with several versions of PTLE on multiple computers.

Since I have only used ProTools LE on the Mac platform, I cannot speak to either ProTools on PCs or TDM systems. Maybe others with experience with PTLE on Windows can chime in (I don’t think anyone considering a TDM system would be reading this review…). This review is also based on older versions (5.x – 6.92) since I just couldn’t bring myself to spend yet more money on new versions and find out what NEW bugs I would be trading my old bugs for…

Here’s the run-down in a nutshell:

the ProTools LE user interface (v 6.9.2)

Pros:

  • very common DAW
  • like the software used by the “big boys” (TDM ProTools)
  • cheap ($300 for an audio interface, DAW, and bundled software)

Cons:

  • Tied to Digidesign hardware – less choice in audio interface
  • Only compatible with RTAS plug-in instruments & effects
  • UI not as smooth or productive as other DAWs
  • Ongoing problems with OS incompatibilities & crashes

Since Digidesign creates hybrid hardware/software systems, ProTools LE only runs if you have one of their audio interfaces (e.g. mbox) attached to your computer. This is very limiting if you want to use a different interface – either you’re SOL, or you need to attach both, in which case the mbox is a very expensive and inconvenient dongle. This becomes a very significant limitation if you’ve outgrown the cheap interface you originally bought with PTLE and want to move up to something other than the next Digidesign model.

In addition, ProTools LE will only host plug-ins (e.g. instruments or effects) that support the RTAS interface, which is Digidesign’s proprietary format. Unlike VST and AU formats, there is less selection among RTAS software. Many excellent high-end effects are available, but they are for the most part quite expensive. There are almost no free RTAS plug-ins and few lower-cost (e.g. less than a couple hundred dollars), which makes it hard to expand your system if you are on a budget. At the time I bought my copy of ProTools, it did come bundled with cut-down versions of Live and Reason, but only had a few built-in and bundled effects, and the built-in effect plug-ins were unremarkable, to say the least. It looks like the list of bundled effects has grown, which is great, but most of the older effects are still on the list and I would rate them as “adequate.”

Digidesign is touting great improvements to ProTool’s user interface, and I hope that’s true, because the versions I have used left quite a bit to be desired. In particular, the MIDI programming interface was so painful that I rarely used it (a tiny black& white grid with very little flexibility). The basic DAW functions (setting up tracks, recording, mixing, automating) can be accomplished pretty easily, but I did not find it a pleasure to use, as I have with other programs.

 

just another of ProTools LE 6.9.2's fine features

Every version of ProTools LE I tried had major problems with system incompatibilities and/or crashes. Each version had different bugs, but the ongoing parade of problems got old very quickly. These problems persisted through two major version upgrades and numerous smaller updates, and were present on at least two or three different Mac computers using different (Digidesign-approved) Mac OS versions. The last version I used (6.9.2) would cause a kernal panic (the “gray screen of death”) so often when quitting that I ALWAYS closed my project before quitting so the crash would not corrupt my project files.

 

 

Sound: 7

Certainly a decent workhorse program, it will get the job done but the bundled effects (in the version I had) were not that good.

Features: 9

ProTools is a full-featured DAW, with plenty of power. It does have some limitations – for example, you can only bounce tracks in real-time, which sounds minor until you have someone in a hurry to get out the door and you’re waiting for the bounce to finish so you can burn them a copy…

Versatility: 8

Limited selection of plug-ins, hardware restrictions

Simplicity: 7

The UI is not as streamlined or fun as I would like

Playability: n/a

Not designed for performance

Reliability: 5

Works, but plagued with serious bugs

Control: 10

Supports ample MIDI and hardware control options.

 

(Based on ProTools LE 5.x – 6.9.2 on various Mac OS versions, with original MBox and G4 PowerBook)

Bias PEAK LE

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I have only one thing to say about Bias Peak LE: don’t even consider it!

You’re paying good money for a crippled demo of Peak Pro. It is such a bait-and-switch that it seems very underhanded. Most of the features from the Pro version are disabled, but the nice folks at Bias left them all in the menus (grayed-out) so you could see exactly what you’re missing. As an extra bonus, the manual also includes full coverage of all the program’s features, helpfully sprinkled with “PRO only” throughout.

To add injury to insult, the interface is very awkward and time-consuming to use. For instance, Peak offers a handy visual interface for configuring fades and other transitions between tracks… which is PRO-only. This leaves a tortuous list-based interface which requires you to enter your fade lengths manually, and subtract them from the start time of the next track (or something like that – I only bothered setting up one disc in Peak before finding other tools).

The PEAK LE user interface

Do yourself a favor and pass it by… there are plenty of much better options

 

OK, you get my point. Anyways, Peak LE is touted as a full-featured audio editing suite, for anything from recording & processing audio from vinyl or cassettes to mastering & burning a “Red-Book” CD pre-master.

Peak LE provides support for VST and AU plug-ins, which is great. However, the LE version allows you to use ONE plug-in on your audio at a time, and the program comes bundled with ONE plug-in: Bias Freq-2, a 2-band parametric EQ. Wow! There’s a selling point. It also has a variety of basic DSP effects that you can apply to your audio, including normalization, EQ, fade in/out, and reverse. Most of the interesting effects are (you guessed it) PRO-only. It also does not provide any audio analytic tools, which are essential in a serious audio editing suite.

Do yourself a favor and pass it by… there are plenty of much better options (including a number of freeware/shareware editors).

Sound: 7

Feature: 3

Versatility: 5

Simplicity: 3

Playability: N/A

Reliability: 7

Control: N/A

 

New video of The Qualia performing “Station Wagons” now posted!

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